There are no creatures who are quite like humans, like cats. And now this.
Check out these cats seemingly having conversations with humans, chattering, chittering, and all around, communicating and using a surprising amount of English to boot. You have to hear it to believe it.
…or more likely you won’t BELIEVE it, but it will be cute and you’ll have a bout of the warm fuzzies, and your day will be that much better. So go on now. Enjoy another batch of cat videos on us.
1. Cat Responds to Owner in English
Tell me this cat isn’t THE BEST member of the family when burglars barge in, tell me! When the masked man asks for the money, this cat right here will just be a good boy/girl and say “I don’t know” in the cutest way possible!
2. Cat Says “Oh Long Johnson?” You Be The Judge
Whether or not this cat is really saying “Oh Long Johnson” we can be sure that this video will forever be tied to the South Park episode called, you guessed it, Oh Long Johnson.
3. Two Talking Cats
“When will hooman feed us good food?”
“Hooman give us good food!”
“We’ll tear up the carpet!”
That’s what these fuzz balls were probably on about in this oh-so-serious conversation. It’s cat-coded, so we can only guess what they were hecklin’ about.
4. Cats Chattering At The Birds Outside
Looks like the three musketeers have a pot to stir (the little bird for sure). Some people think that cats are so mysterious, but it’s not like we don’t know where this plan leads them to!
5. Chirping Cat
You just witnessed the three musketeers plotting against a helpless bird, but check this chirping cat out! It’s most likely practicing chirping noises to bait the birdies, but is it working?
6. How Dare You!
Lucy the cat surely loves getting attention, and if you try to take the spotlight away from her just like Stitch did, you’ll hear it! Okay, this technically doesn’t sound like Lucy is speaking in the Human Tounge per se, buuut, it’s quite expressive. Wouldn’t you agree?
7. No Need For Guard Dogs When You Have Guard Cats
It’s another Lucy and Stitch clip! This time, they’re no longer spicy flavored loafs. They’re well-trained guards! Look at them exchanging shifts to guard their post. This goes for the cat parents out there who will go so far as to debate against dog owners. Show ‘em!
8. Sweetest Kitty Loves to Talk to His Human
Archie is just one call away, and if you do him, he’ll talk to you in the sweetest, most heart-melting way! 1 point for Archie, 0 for your hubby! Or… maybe not.
9. Conversation With My Cat
Padme knows what she’s doing here. We know what she’s doing. She’s making her hooman think she understands her to get more food and cuddles. And she’s doing great with filling the conversation!
That’s a Wrap
Did you enjoy watching and pretending to understand the pawsome cats in this blog? Cause we did! Which talking kitty did you love the most though?
